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Communique 17
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Blaster(bebopbot@tran.net)
Subject: If th' painted people ever come back
We need Tragosian opera as a counter-weapon
From: Blaster(bebopbot@tran.net)
To: Jazz(dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re If th' painted people ever come back
Sure man, but why? 'Cause last I checked opera was your 'I'm gonna angst now' tune
From: Jazz(dajazzmantran. net)
To: Blaster(bebopbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re If th' painted people ever come back
You ain't heard Tragosian opera then.
It's sung live as a final insult t' criminals on death row. Think Pavarotti on helium, played double time and in reverse, an' it's all curses, cussing and questioning of one's lineage.
Audio. Torture.
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From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Prowl (prowl@tac-comm.net)
Subject: ETA
We should arrive this time next planetary cycle, barring any hitches. Is the landing site still clear?
From: OOD (prowl@tac-comm.net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re ETA
Copy, Nightwatch. Yes, the landing site is still clear, and weather forecasts predict a clear day, your touchdown should be easy.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: OOD (prowl@tac-comm.net)
Subject: Re Re ETA
Good to know, Nightwatch out.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Real ETA
It's 2235 hours local time now so we'll arrive just before... 2300 hours, the local term for the 'hour' before the middle 'hour' of the dark cycle, right?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Real ETA
Yep, that sounds 'bout right. And it's night, not dark cycle Since you're still going for 'kill every officer you can lay hands on', care to make th' usual wager on th' tally?
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re Re Real ETA
Of course. Usual bets?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Re Re Real ETA
O' course
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From: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
To: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
Subject: You okay there?
Looked like something nasty got in your nose
From: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
To: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
Subject: Re You okay there?
I will be, Sunstreaker walked through here, he's used too much polish again
From: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
To: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re You okay there?
Aah, that stuff. There's night-blooming jasmine flowering in the garden if you need something to purge it with.
From: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
To: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re You okay there?
Thank you
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From: Spike (autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Attachment: Seating Plan Version 25.doc
He said to tell you he eventually got Prowl to help him
From: Carly(technochick@tran.net)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Attachment received
Oh great, remind me to make sure we get them both something nice from Rarotonga. Has Red Alert finally let the caterers inspect the cooking area they'll have?
From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Yep. Prime had to strong-arm him into it, but he finally let them in to do their job, and before you ask, Hound is more than happy to be the wedding photographer and Nana Caroline's finished your dress. Hoist and Grapple have the platform and arch finished, and I've got enough blackmail material on the twins to make sure they behave long enough to get everyone to the wedding and make sure that no pranks happen until three days after we get back!
From: Carly(technochick@tran.net)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
My hero! Seriously Spike, I have no idea how I could have done any of this without you!
From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Heh, you're welcome babe
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From: Ironhide (ironhide@tran.net)
To: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
Subject: Get in here
Twostroke's on my berth and she ain't getting off!
From: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
To: Ironhide(ironhide@tran.net)
Subject: Re Get in here
On my way! I'm really sorry Ironhide, she seems to like sleeping in all sorts of places lately, I mean yesterday she was lying on top of Prowl's datapads when he was supposed to be using them and it really annoyed him or as much as Prowl can get annoyed at Twostroke anyway, and I think she did it to Prime and Ratch- message limit exceeded
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From: Cosmos (autoufo@tran.net)
To: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
Subject: Well?
From: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
To: Cosmos(autoufo@tran.net)
Subject: Re Well?
It's safe, you can come down now. Prowl hasn't seen any of the tabloids. You owe me.
From: Cosmos(autoufo@tran.net)
To: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Well?
I know, I know
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From: Anonymous (anon@tran.net)
To: All addresses
Subject: Heads up!
Attachment: bangbangyou'redead.doc
Security test coming up in the next 48 hours!
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From: Administrator (tran@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Green shift off duty, Red shift on duty
From: CMO (ratchetmedical@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Shift change
Wheeljack is now CMO
From: OOD (prowl@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Shift change
Silverbolt is now OOD
From: Communications (blaster@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Shift change
Rewind and Eject are now on comms
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From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: Have fun!
Hope you have a good night patrol with Cliffjumper!
From: First Aid(hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Have fun!
...why do I get the idea that you're making fun of my predicament?
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Have fun!
Would I do that?
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Have fun!
Yes
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Have fun!
You wound me!
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Have fun!
I somehow doubt that
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Wanna prank someone
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Wanna prank someone
You only ever want to do something when you're not allowed to.
From: Sideswipe(cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Wanna prank someone
Yeah, so?
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
Subject: A word in your audio
Uh, you might wanna give your nightly walk a skip t'night
From: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re A word in your audio
Oh? And would it have anything to do with the anonymous alert tonight?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re A word in your audio
It might.
From: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re Re Re A word in your audio
Heh, good to see where your loyalties lie, Jazz
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: wannaprankwannaprankwannaprank
From: Sunstreaker(handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Frag off
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker(handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Ouch! Sympathy?
From: Sunstreaker(handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: There is none.
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From: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
Subject: Go home
You're off duty
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
To: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
Subject: Re Go home
No. Paperwork first, before it has a slagging chance to breed.
From: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Go home
Do I have to pull rank on you to make you go away? I do temporarily outrank you.
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
To: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Go home
Do I have to stuff your rocket launcher where the sun don't shine?
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From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: We're heeeereeee!
Shuttle Tiderium has landed!
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From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: …
Night, did you have to go and kill our tracker?
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Subject: Re...
How was I supposed to know she'd take one whiff of this place and keel over? Hang on, I'll pester Jazz for the nearest medic
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Got medic?
Shadow just shorted out or something and went down. Is there a medic we can steal?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Got medic?
…I just know Ratchet is gonna turn me inta a toaster or somethin' for this, but yeah. First Aid and Cliffjumper are on patrol near y' landing site. oneredmech@tran.net and hatchetsapprentice@tran.net
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From: First Aid (firstaidmedical@tran.net)
To: OOD (silverbolt@tran.net)
Subject: Picking up a weak comm-beacon
We're diverting to investigate, will update as necessary
From: OOD (silverbolt@tran.net)
To: First Aid (firstaidmedical@tran.net)
Subject: Re Picking up a weak comm-beacon
Copy, take care though, Eject and Rewind haven't detected anything
From: First Aid (firstaidmedical@tran.net)
To: OOD (silverbolt@tran.net)
Subject: Picking up a weak comm-beacon
Got it.
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From: Prowl (autobotprowl@tran.net)
To: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
Subject: She's on my datapads again
From: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
To: Prowl (autobotprowl@tran.net)
Subject: Re She's on my datapads again
I'll be right there Prowl, I didn't even notice when Twostroke left, honest!
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From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: Booooooooooored
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Re Booooooooooored
Why am I not surprised?
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Booooooooooored
Because you're not smart enough to be.
Wadda you think of that security test thingie?
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Booooooooooored
Meh, they'll probably run it in the early morning when all the sentries will be zombies. I mean, we're still fresh and it hasn't hit midnight yet.
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Booooooooooored
Yeah. Want to play I spy?
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Booooooooooored
Nah. Not bored enough for that yet.
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From: Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: We there yet?
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
Subject: Re We there yet?
Just another few meters. It's an odd signal though... very short range.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
Subject: Freeze!
We have you both covered and a comm-jam in place! Medic, front and centre, red guy, don't twitch.
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From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Subject: Medic did his thing
Apparently it was some sorta olfactory overload from going from a fairly sterile planet to one that's teeming with all sorts of things. You two 'kill' the red one and we'll take care of the medic.
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Medic did his thing
Copy
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From: Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Did you have to 'kill' the medic?
He's cute
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Did you have to 'kill' the medic?
Yep. Junior surgeon, junior officer. Fair target.
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Got the contact list
Attachment: Arkcontactlist.doc
Must be rookies or something on the comms tonight.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Time to go storm the base
Shadow, you go woof and take point once Scope's taken out the sentries, clear a path. Caps, you and I are storming the east side, Scope and Vibe the take the west. We're not allowed to jam all coms, but you can blanket a localised area to keep targets from squawking before they log off. Officers, Medical, Control room and science block are your priorities. Stay off the comms if you can help it. Arm your death-measures and move out.
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From: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
To: Rewind (trivianut@tran.net)
Subject: Huh?
Aid just logged out, what's happened?
From: Rewind (trivianut@tran.net)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Huh?
Odd, there wasn't any comm trouble, I'll notify 'Bolt and Red Alert
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From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: You see that?
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: See what?
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Slingshot(seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang you're dead
Shot in the head by sniper
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Red Alert (redalert@tran.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: INTRUDER ALERT!
Perimeter breach at main entrance, full alert! All Autobots to battle stations! This is a Code Red Alert! Repeat, all Autobots to battlestations, full base lockdown!
From: Jazz (jazz@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-com.net
Subject: IT'S A DRILL!
DON'T KILL ANYONE!
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From: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
To: Protectobots (protectobots@tran.net)
Subject: Main entrance!
Defensive positions, cut off all the hallways leading to the main entrance!
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Main entrance!
On my way!
From: Groove (gowiththeflow@tran.net)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Main entrance!
In position, ready and waiting
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: All addresses
Subject: OH FRAG! THEY HAVE A CYBER WOLF!
GET THE-message interrupted, sender signal lost
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang you're dead
Comms disrupted and shot through the head
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Prowl (prowltactical@tac-comm.net)
To: Jazz (jazz@tac-comm.net)
Ironhide (ironhide@tac-comm.net)
Hotspot (hotspotprotectobots@tac-comm.net)
OOD (silverboltaerialbots@tac-comm.net)
Optimus Prime (optimusprime@tac-comm.net)
Grimlock (grimlockdinobots@tac-comm.net)
Blaster (blastercommunications@tac-comm.net)
Red Alert (redalert@tac-comm.net)
CMO(wheeljackmedical@tac-comm.net)
Spike(spikemedical@tac-comm.net)
Carly (carlymedical@tac-comm.net)
Subject: Plans
Ironhide, stay with Optimus. Keep him safe, office or control room if you can ge there. Hotspot, take Blaster, Groove and Trailbreaker and secure the control room. Jazz, take your unit and the twins, sweep the base from east to west. Grimlock, you do the same from west to east with the surviving Aerialbots. Work in pairs whenever you can. We don't know the position of the intruders due to some sort of signal jamming they carry. I will take whoever is not on patrol to secure the medical and science areas. Spike, Carly, Paintball Protocol.
They have a fairly competent comm-tech with them, remain off all tactical channels.
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From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Finally we get to do something!
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From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Ready love?
I've got the vent map and the 'guns ready to go.
From: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Ready love?
Very. Whoever organised this thing for zero-dark-thirty is going to get it from me! I haven't had my coffee yet!
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From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Grapple (autobotgrapple@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang, you're dead!
Grenade make you go bye bye!
From: Grapple (autobotgrapple@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang, you're dead
Shot in the fuel tanks
From: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Lookie!
I caught me a fluffy puppy! I will love her and squeeze her and cuddle her and call her Fluffy! And she will be my fluffy puppy!
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Lookie!
...have you been into Beachcomber's moon-juice again?
And put that down! You don't know where it's been!
From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang, you're dead
Throat torn out.
Now let go! You're dead!
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Wah!
My fluffy puppy killed me! D: Avenge me bro!
And yes, I was. I was bored. XP
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Wah!
Gladly
I noticed.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
To: Slag (slag@tran.net)
Subject: Me see someone!
Me Grimlock trap from behind, you Slag block other end of hall
From: Slag (slag@tran.net)
To: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
Subject: Re Me see someone!
Okay
From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Slag (slag@tran.net)
Subject: Boom! You're dead!
Never grab a guy packing liquid explosives in his mouth! Mwahaha!
From: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
To: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Subject: You dead.
Me Grimlock crush you.
From: Caps
To: Grimlock
Subject: Re You dead.
In which case my on-board explosives get set off by your friend-or-foe tag and take you with me.
From: Caps
To: Grimlock
Subject: Re Re You dead.
You Black Ops bot not play fair. Me Grimlock like.
From: Slag (slag@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: I'll take Medical
It sounds like there's at least two of their medical crew in there
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Subject: Re I'll take Medical
Got it.
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From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Gears (grumblegroan@tran.net)
Perceptor (perceptor@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang you're dead
Shot in the head, you both talk too much
From: Perceptor (perceptor@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Gears (grumblegroan@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Crazy medic!
RUN!
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Subject: You're dead
Flying hammer to the head at 26 paces
From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
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From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Air Raid (skyking@tran.net)
Subject: Bang, you're dead
Shot in the back
From: Air Raid (skyking@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Mirage (foxtrot@tran.net)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Bang, you're dead too
Shot twice in the head. You should really be more aware of your surroundings, however I do admire your form and exemplary camouflage. We really must compare notes some time.
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Mirage (foxtrot@tran.net)
Subject: Touché
I agree, but you should keep your mind on business too. Were this real my death would have just set armed a nasty little explosives package that destroys anything within arm's reach when someone approaches with a 'foe' tag. In this case you.
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Mirage (foxtrot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: We're all that's left
I've tracked down the security director, the Prime and the tactician have both moved into the control room, I can't pick up any comms chatter aside from death-notices, and their comms tech is shielding. The humans shouldn't be a problem, they're probably holed up somewhere.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Subject: Re We're all that's left
No Jazz?
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Re We're all that's left
Not a tr- message interrupted, sender signal lost
From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Subject: Gotcha!
Little word of advice, never doubt exactly how much EMP punch can be packed into a little ball of electronics the size of a baseball or how dangerous anything under 7ft can be.
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Gotcha!
No fair!
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Peek-a-boo!
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Wha!
You got ninja smoke pellets!? No fair!
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
Subject: 'Jack!
They got ninja smoke pellets! I want ninja smoke pellets!
From: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re 'Jack!
Heh, I'll see what I can do
0o0o0
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbot@tran.net)
Subject: You're dead
Slit throat
From: Smokescreen (bettingbot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Prowl (autobotprowl@tran.net)
Ironhide (ironhide@tran.net)
Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
Subject: Gotcha!
Just threw a handful of grenades into the control room. You're all dead or dying
From: Trailbreaker (bignblack@tran.net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Not so gotcha
Forcefield in the door and all those grenades just bounced back at you.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Trailbreaker (bignblack@tran.net)
Subject: Re Not so gotcha
Slaggit!
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Blaster(bebopbot@tran.net)
Subject: If th' painted people ever come back
We need Tragosian opera as a counter-weapon
From: Blaster(bebopbot@tran.net)
To: Jazz(dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re If th' painted people ever come back
Sure man, but why? 'Cause last I checked opera was your 'I'm gonna angst now' tune
From: Jazz(dajazzmantran. net)
To: Blaster(bebopbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re If th' painted people ever come back
You ain't heard Tragosian opera then.
It's sung live as a final insult t' criminals on death row. Think Pavarotti on helium, played double time and in reverse, an' it's all curses, cussing and questioning of one's lineage.
Audio. Torture.
0o0o0
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Prowl (prowl@tac-comm.net)
Subject: ETA
We should arrive this time next planetary cycle, barring any hitches. Is the landing site still clear?
From: OOD (prowl@tac-comm.net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re ETA
Copy, Nightwatch. Yes, the landing site is still clear, and weather forecasts predict a clear day, your touchdown should be easy.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: OOD (prowl@tac-comm.net)
Subject: Re Re ETA
Good to know, Nightwatch out.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Real ETA
It's 2235 hours local time now so we'll arrive just before... 2300 hours, the local term for the 'hour' before the middle 'hour' of the dark cycle, right?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Real ETA
Yep, that sounds 'bout right. And it's night, not dark cycle Since you're still going for 'kill every officer you can lay hands on', care to make th' usual wager on th' tally?
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re Re Real ETA
Of course. Usual bets?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Re Re Real ETA
O' course
0o0o0
From: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
To: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
Subject: You okay there?
Looked like something nasty got in your nose
From: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
To: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
Subject: Re You okay there?
I will be, Sunstreaker walked through here, he's used too much polish again
From: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
To: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re You okay there?
Aah, that stuff. There's night-blooming jasmine flowering in the garden if you need something to purge it with.
From: Steeljaw (trackntrail@tran.net)
To: Hound (lonegreenranger@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re You okay there?
Thank you
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From: Spike (autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Attachment: Seating Plan Version 25.doc
He said to tell you he eventually got Prowl to help him
From: Carly(technochick@tran.net)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Attachment received
Oh great, remind me to make sure we get them both something nice from Rarotonga. Has Red Alert finally let the caterers inspect the cooking area they'll have?
From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Yep. Prime had to strong-arm him into it, but he finally let them in to do their job, and before you ask, Hound is more than happy to be the wedding photographer and Nana Caroline's finished your dress. Hoist and Grapple have the platform and arch finished, and I've got enough blackmail material on the twins to make sure they behave long enough to get everyone to the wedding and make sure that no pranks happen until three days after we get back!
From: Carly(technochick@tran.net)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
My hero! Seriously Spike, I have no idea how I could have done any of this without you!
From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Just got the seating plan back from Percy
Heh, you're welcome babe
0o0o0
From: Ironhide (ironhide@tran.net)
To: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
Subject: Get in here
Twostroke's on my berth and she ain't getting off!
From: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
To: Ironhide(ironhide@tran.net)
Subject: Re Get in here
On my way! I'm really sorry Ironhide, she seems to like sleeping in all sorts of places lately, I mean yesterday she was lying on top of Prowl's datapads when he was supposed to be using them and it really annoyed him or as much as Prowl can get annoyed at Twostroke anyway, and I think she did it to Prime and Ratch- message limit exceeded
0o0o0
From: Cosmos (autoufo@tran.net)
To: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
Subject: Well?
From: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
To: Cosmos(autoufo@tran.net)
Subject: Re Well?
It's safe, you can come down now. Prowl hasn't seen any of the tabloids. You owe me.
From: Cosmos(autoufo@tran.net)
To: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Well?
I know, I know
0o0o0
From: Anonymous (anon@tran.net)
To: All addresses
Subject: Heads up!
Attachment: bangbangyou'redead.doc
Security test coming up in the next 48 hours!
0o0o0
From: Administrator (tran@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Green shift off duty, Red shift on duty
From: CMO (ratchetmedical@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Shift change
Wheeljack is now CMO
From: OOD (prowl@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Shift change
Silverbolt is now OOD
From: Communications (blaster@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: Shift change
Rewind and Eject are now on comms
0o0o0
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: Have fun!
Hope you have a good night patrol with Cliffjumper!
From: First Aid(hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Have fun!
...why do I get the idea that you're making fun of my predicament?
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Have fun!
Would I do that?
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Have fun!
Yes
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Have fun!
You wound me!
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Have fun!
I somehow doubt that
0o0o0
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Wanna prank someone
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Wanna prank someone
You only ever want to do something when you're not allowed to.
From: Sideswipe(cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Wanna prank someone
Yeah, so?
0o0o0
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
Subject: A word in your audio
Uh, you might wanna give your nightly walk a skip t'night
From: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re A word in your audio
Oh? And would it have anything to do with the anonymous alert tonight?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re A word in your audio
It might.
From: Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re Re Re A word in your audio
Heh, good to see where your loyalties lie, Jazz
0o0o0
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: wannaprankwannaprankwannaprank
From: Sunstreaker(handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Frag off
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker(handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Ouch! Sympathy?
From: Sunstreaker(handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: There is none.
0o0o0
From: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
Subject: Go home
You're off duty
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
To: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
Subject: Re Go home
No. Paperwork first, before it has a slagging chance to breed.
From: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Go home
Do I have to pull rank on you to make you go away? I do temporarily outrank you.
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
To: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Go home
Do I have to stuff your rocket launcher where the sun don't shine?
0o0o0
From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: We're heeeereeee!
Shuttle Tiderium has landed!
0o0o0
From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: …
Night, did you have to go and kill our tracker?
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Subject: Re...
How was I supposed to know she'd take one whiff of this place and keel over? Hang on, I'll pester Jazz for the nearest medic
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Got medic?
Shadow just shorted out or something and went down. Is there a medic we can steal?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Got medic?
…I just know Ratchet is gonna turn me inta a toaster or somethin' for this, but yeah. First Aid and Cliffjumper are on patrol near y' landing site. oneredmech@tran.net and hatchetsapprentice@tran.net
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From: First Aid (firstaidmedical@tran.net)
To: OOD (silverbolt@tran.net)
Subject: Picking up a weak comm-beacon
We're diverting to investigate, will update as necessary
From: OOD (silverbolt@tran.net)
To: First Aid (firstaidmedical@tran.net)
Subject: Re Picking up a weak comm-beacon
Copy, take care though, Eject and Rewind haven't detected anything
From: First Aid (firstaidmedical@tran.net)
To: OOD (silverbolt@tran.net)
Subject: Picking up a weak comm-beacon
Got it.
0o0o0
From: Prowl (autobotprowl@tran.net)
To: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
Subject: She's on my datapads again
From: Bluestreak (blubot@tran.net)
To: Prowl (autobotprowl@tran.net)
Subject: Re She's on my datapads again
I'll be right there Prowl, I didn't even notice when Twostroke left, honest!
0o0o0
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: Booooooooooored
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Re Booooooooooored
Why am I not surprised?
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Booooooooooored
Because you're not smart enough to be.
Wadda you think of that security test thingie?
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Booooooooooored
Meh, they'll probably run it in the early morning when all the sentries will be zombies. I mean, we're still fresh and it hasn't hit midnight yet.
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Booooooooooored
Yeah. Want to play I spy?
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Booooooooooored
Nah. Not bored enough for that yet.
0o0o0
From: Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Subject: We there yet?
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
Subject: Re We there yet?
Just another few meters. It's an odd signal though... very short range.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
Subject: Freeze!
We have you both covered and a comm-jam in place! Medic, front and centre, red guy, don't twitch.
0o0o0
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Subject: Medic did his thing
Apparently it was some sorta olfactory overload from going from a fairly sterile planet to one that's teeming with all sorts of things. You two 'kill' the red one and we'll take care of the medic.
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Medic did his thing
Copy
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From: Cliffjumper (oneredmech@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprentice@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Did you have to 'kill' the medic?
He's cute
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Did you have to 'kill' the medic?
Yep. Junior surgeon, junior officer. Fair target.
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Got the contact list
Attachment: Arkcontactlist.doc
Must be rookies or something on the comms tonight.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Time to go storm the base
Shadow, you go woof and take point once Scope's taken out the sentries, clear a path. Caps, you and I are storming the east side, Scope and Vibe the take the west. We're not allowed to jam all coms, but you can blanket a localised area to keep targets from squawking before they log off. Officers, Medical, Control room and science block are your priorities. Stay off the comms if you can help it. Arm your death-measures and move out.
0o0o0
From: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
To: Rewind (trivianut@tran.net)
Subject: Huh?
Aid just logged out, what's happened?
From: Rewind (trivianut@tran.net)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Huh?
Odd, there wasn't any comm trouble, I'll notify 'Bolt and Red Alert
0o0o0
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Subject: You see that?
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: See what?
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
Slingshot(seekerhunter@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang you're dead
Shot in the head by sniper
From: Slingshot (seekerhunter@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Blades (chopperbot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Red Alert (redalert@tran.net)
To: All addresses at tac-comm.net
Subject: INTRUDER ALERT!
Perimeter breach at main entrance, full alert! All Autobots to battle stations! This is a Code Red Alert! Repeat, all Autobots to battlestations, full base lockdown!
From: Jazz (jazz@tac-comm.net)
To: All addresses at tac-com.net
Subject: IT'S A DRILL!
DON'T KILL ANYONE!
0o0o0
From: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
To: Protectobots (protectobots@tran.net)
Subject: Main entrance!
Defensive positions, cut off all the hallways leading to the main entrance!
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Main entrance!
On my way!
From: Groove (gowiththeflow@tran.net)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspot@tran.net)
Subject: Re Main entrance!
In position, ready and waiting
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: All addresses
Subject: OH FRAG! THEY HAVE A CYBER WOLF!
GET THE-message interrupted, sender signal lost
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang you're dead
Comms disrupted and shot through the head
From: Streetwise (trekkerbot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Prowl (prowltactical@tac-comm.net)
To: Jazz (jazz@tac-comm.net)
Ironhide (ironhide@tac-comm.net)
Hotspot (hotspotprotectobots@tac-comm.net)
OOD (silverboltaerialbots@tac-comm.net)
Optimus Prime (optimusprime@tac-comm.net)
Grimlock (grimlockdinobots@tac-comm.net)
Blaster (blastercommunications@tac-comm.net)
Red Alert (redalert@tac-comm.net)
CMO(wheeljackmedical@tac-comm.net)
Spike(spikemedical@tac-comm.net)
Carly (carlymedical@tac-comm.net)
Subject: Plans
Ironhide, stay with Optimus. Keep him safe, office or control room if you can ge there. Hotspot, take Blaster, Groove and Trailbreaker and secure the control room. Jazz, take your unit and the twins, sweep the base from east to west. Grimlock, you do the same from west to east with the surviving Aerialbots. Work in pairs whenever you can. We don't know the position of the intruders due to some sort of signal jamming they carry. I will take whoever is not on patrol to secure the medical and science areas. Spike, Carly, Paintball Protocol.
They have a fairly competent comm-tech with them, remain off all tactical channels.
0o0o0
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Finally we get to do something!
0o0o0
From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
Subject: Ready love?
I've got the vent map and the 'guns ready to go.
From: Carly (technochick@tran.net)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Ready love?
Very. Whoever organised this thing for zero-dark-thirty is going to get it from me! I haven't had my coffee yet!
0o0o0
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Grapple (autobotgrapple@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang, you're dead!
Grenade make you go bye bye!
From: Grapple (autobotgrapple@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang, you're dead
Shot in the fuel tanks
From: Skyfire (gentlegiant@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Lookie!
I caught me a fluffy puppy! I will love her and squeeze her and cuddle her and call her Fluffy! And she will be my fluffy puppy!
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Lookie!
...have you been into Beachcomber's moon-juice again?
And put that down! You don't know where it's been!
From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang, you're dead
Throat torn out.
Now let go! You're dead!
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
Subject: Wah!
My fluffy puppy killed me! D: Avenge me bro!
And yes, I was. I was bored. XP
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedevil@tran.net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
Subject: Re Wah!
Gladly
I noticed.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydevil@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
To: Slag (slag@tran.net)
Subject: Me see someone!
Me Grimlock trap from behind, you Slag block other end of hall
From: Slag (slag@tran.net)
To: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
Subject: Re Me see someone!
Okay
From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Slag (slag@tran.net)
Subject: Boom! You're dead!
Never grab a guy packing liquid explosives in his mouth! Mwahaha!
From: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
To: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
Subject: You dead.
Me Grimlock crush you.
From: Caps
To: Grimlock
Subject: Re You dead.
In which case my on-board explosives get set off by your friend-or-foe tag and take you with me.
From: Caps
To: Grimlock
Subject: Re Re You dead.
You Black Ops bot not play fair. Me Grimlock like.
From: Slag (slag@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Caps (explosives@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Grimlock (megrimlock@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: I'll take Medical
It sounds like there's at least two of their medical crew in there
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Subject: Re I'll take Medical
Got it.
0o0o0
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Gears (grumblegroan@tran.net)
Perceptor (perceptor@tran.net)
Subject: Bang bang you're dead
Shot in the head, you both talk too much
From: Perceptor (perceptor@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Gears (grumblegroan@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Crazy medic!
RUN!
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchet@tran.net)
To: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
Subject: You're dead
Flying hammer to the head at 26 paces
From: Shadow (tracker@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Air Raid (skyking@tran.net)
Subject: Bang, you're dead
Shot in the back
From: Air Raid (skyking@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Mirage (foxtrot@tran.net)
To: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
Subject: Bang, you're dead too
Shot twice in the head. You should really be more aware of your surroundings, however I do admire your form and exemplary camouflage. We really must compare notes some time.
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Mirage (foxtrot@tran.net)
Subject: Touché
I agree, but you should keep your mind on business too. Were this real my death would have just set armed a nasty little explosives package that destroys anything within arm's reach when someone approaches with a 'foe' tag. In this case you.
From: Scope (sniper@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
From: Mirage (foxtrot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: We're all that's left
I've tracked down the security director, the Prime and the tactician have both moved into the control room, I can't pick up any comms chatter aside from death-notices, and their comms tech is shielding. The humans shouldn't be a problem, they're probably holed up somewhere.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Subject: Re We're all that's left
No Jazz?
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Re Re We're all that's left
Not a tr- message interrupted, sender signal lost
From: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
To: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
Subject: Gotcha!
Little word of advice, never doubt exactly how much EMP punch can be packed into a little ball of electronics the size of a baseball or how dangerous anything under 7ft can be.
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Spike(autobotsquishy@tran.net)
Subject: Re Gotcha!
No fair!
From: Vibe (comms@****ops_com)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Peek-a-boo!
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Wha!
You got ninja smoke pellets!? No fair!
From: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
To: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
Subject: 'Jack!
They got ninja smoke pellets! I want ninja smoke pellets!
From: Wheeljack (kaboom@tran.net)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantran. net)
Subject: Re 'Jack!
Heh, I'll see what I can do
0o0o0
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbot@tran.net)
Subject: You're dead
Slit throat
From: Smokescreen (bettingbot@tran.net)
To: Administrator (tran@tran.net)
Subject: Logging off system
0o0o0
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Prowl (autobotprowl@tran.net)
Ironhide (ironhide@tran.net)
Optimus Prime (optimus@tran.net)
Subject: Gotcha!
Just threw a handful of grenades into the control room. You're all dead or dying
From: Trailbreaker (bignblack@tran.net)
To: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
Subject: Not so gotcha
Forcefield in the door and all those grenades just bounced back at you.
From: Nightwatch (squadcommander@****ops_com)
To: Trailbreaker (bignblack@tran.net)
Subject: Re Not so gotcha
Slaggit!
Literature
CSI: Ark - 2 of 9
Jazz paused at the door and glared at Prowl behind his visor as he finished sending out the coded radio call to assemble his troops. Leaning carefully against the wall of the Rec Room, the SIC simply nodded politely. Jazz turned to his over-eager escort. Stay out here, Bee.
Aw, but
Stay. Jazz stepped into the Rec Room, speaking into his radio. Swoop?
Me Swoop and him Grimlock coming!, was the immediate reply. Even more reassuring was the distant, thunderous echo of the two Dinobots closing in at full gallop.
For the moment, Jazz turned to simply absorb the scene before him, and
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For cdol
Subject: First Aid and Blades (Med Bay)
Line: “Well, how was I supposed to know that?”
Exercise: One hour.
Time: 1:01
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
(It’s midnight. I’ve been up since 8 AM. And the damned exercise won’t. Let me. Go to bed. Someone take a hammer to my brain, please >_< )
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Hey, ‘Aid?
First Aid brought himself groggily out of recharge and stared somewhat blankly at the ceiling of the tiny Med Bay area where he bunkered whenever he was on night watch, wondering if, by the grace of any deity that might be listening, he had imagined the call.
You awake?
Such deities, apparently, wer
Literature
CSI: Ark - 4 of 9
The Intelligence Officer steepled his fingers before his face and stared at the mech currently sitting on the other side of his desk. Mentally, he was writing a How-to-Kill-Prowl list. It was highly detailed and had a little over a hundred items on it.
Prime was sitting before him with his usual calm, unmoving confidence. The mech was a rock, an ever-present bulwark of stability, and Jazz damned silently to the Pit and back the faceplate his CO wore, hiding everything but the calm blue optics. He waited, watching as Prime looked about himself before returning his gaze to the Porsche. So you remembered you have an office. There wa
G1 Transformers
A tweaked version of the original Comm17 that some of you may have seen floating around
I don't own them, I just take them out to play with
A tweaked version of the original Comm17 that some of you may have seen floating around
I don't own them, I just take them out to play with
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