Communique 3

Communiqué 3

From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettran_net)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttran_net)
Subject: Here, now!
Get your team over here for check ups. Now. I don’t have time to chase up a bunch of new-builts ‘cause they’re scared of a few scans.  

From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttran_net)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettran_net)
Subject: Re Here, now!
I’ll do my best. Be there in fifteen minutes.

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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltran_net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltran_net)
Subject: ?
So, Plan A, Plan E, or Plan F?

From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltran_net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltran_net)
Subject: Re ?
Plan A. We might as well be alphabetical.

From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltran_net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltran_net)
Subject: Re Re ?
A it is then.
Muhahaha! Revenge shall be sweet * evil grin *

From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltran_net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltran_net)
Subject: Re Re Re ?
Indeed. *evil grin *

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From: Trailbreaker (bignblacktran_net)
To: Windcharger (hotonthespottran_net)
Subject: Hey
You still coming to the game tonight?

From: Windcharger (hotonthespottran_net)
To:  Trailbreaker (bignblacktran_net)
Subject: Re Hey
Yup. Dragging Bluestreak along too. Did you hear about what Prowl did to the twins this time?

From: Trailbreaker (bignblacktran_net)
To: Windcharger (hotonthespottran_net)
Subject: Re Re Hey
From what I heard, Ratchet got him to give ‘em a taste of their own medicine. Tied up like mummies and hung by their heels from the rafters in the cargo bays.

From: Windcharger (hotonthespottran_net)
To:  Trailbreaker (bignblacktran_net)
Subject: Re Re Re Hey
Heh, doubt they’ll ever learn. See you at 2030 hours

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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettran_net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhuntertran_net)
Subject: GET YOUR SCRAWNY AFT DOWN HERE NOW!

From: Wheeljack (kaboomtran_net)
To: Steeljaw (trackandtracetran_net)
Subject: Job offer
Slingshot’s gone AWOL from a medical check up. Ratchet’s set a bounty of eight liters of mid-grade energon on his wings. Interested?

From: Steeljaw (trackandtracetran_net)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtran_net)
Subject : Re Job offer
Done

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From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Prowl (autobotprowltran_net)
To: All addresses
Subject: Advice
Just ignore it, they will stop once they get bored.

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Red Alert (redalerttran_net)
To: All addresses
Subject: Cease, immediately!
I know who you are and I order you to cease this immediately before I reveal you as the double agents I know that you are! You’ve compromised Ark security for the last time, and I will ensure that you are punished to the full extent of the law. DO YOU HEAR ME!


From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltran_net)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltran_net)
Subject: Ha ha
I think we got Red Alert upset : p

From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltran_net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltran_net)
Subject: Re Ha ha
Hehehe, I’m just getting started

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Jazz (dajazzmantran_net)
To: All addresses
Subject: Help
Somebody, help! Please! Ghyaaa!

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Blaster (bebopbottran_net)
To: All addresses
Subject: AAAAAAH!
MakeitstopMakeitstop MAKE IT STOP!

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettran_net)
To: All addresses
Subject: Whoever you are
Stop the frag now before I volunteer you to be Swoop’s next practice patient.

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Ironhide (ironhidetran_net)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustran_net)
Subject: Requesting permission
To shoot the fraggin’ lil’ scraplets on sight.

From: Optimus Prime (optimustran_net)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetran_net)
Subject: Re Requesting permission
Permission gladly granted. Spread the word.

From: Ironhide (ironhidetran_net)
To: All addresses excluding cheekydeviltran_net, handsomedeviltran_net
Subject: Permission granted
To shoot the slaggers responsible for this on sight.

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Wheeljack (kaboomtran_net)
To: All addresses excluding cheekydeviltran_net, handsomedeviltran_net
Subject: Working on it
I’m tracing them now.

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…


From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes…

From: Anon
To: All addresses
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Subject: I know (audio file attached)
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on –message interrupted-

From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltran_net)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltran_net)
Subject: OH SLAG! RUN!

From: Jazz (dajazzmantran_net)
To: All addresses excluding cheekydeviltran_net, handsomedeviltran_net
Subject: KILL!
KILL! Killkillkillkillkillkillkillkill!

From: Hound (lonegreenrangertran_net)
To: All addresses excluding cheekydeviltran_net, handsomedeviltran_net
Subject: I see ‘em!
They’re headed due south, towards Portland

From: Hotspot (lthotspottran_net)
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtran_net)
Subject: twins
Are headed in your direction, get ‘em!

From: Groove (gowiththeflowtran_net)
To: Hotspot (lthotspottran_net)
Subject: Re twins
Gotcha

From: Groove (gowiththeflowtran_net)
To: Hotspot (lthotspottran_net)
Subject: Re twins
Sorry boss, they lost me at the river

From: Hotspot (lthotspottran_net)
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtran_net)
Subject: Re Re twins
Don’t worry, I’ll contact Blaster

From: Blaster (bebopbottran_net)
To: Steeljaw (trackntracetran_net)
Subject: Sic’ em!

From: Steeljaw (trackntracetran_net)
To: Blaster (bebopbottran_net)
Subject: Sic’em!
Gladly

From: Prowl (autobotprowltran_net)
To: All addresses excluding cheekydeviltran_net, handsomedeviltran_net
Subject: Return to base
All Autobots, return to base or patrol. We cannot allow the base to be left defenseless because of a childish but very irritating prank. The twins will be forced to return soon and will summarily be dealt with.

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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettran_net)
To: Slingshot (seekerhuntertran_net)
Subject: Oh no you don’t
Get. Your. Winged. Aft. Down. Here. Now.  Or else.

From: Slingshot (seekerhuntertran_net)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettran_net)
Subject: Re Oh no you don't
...on my way